It just doesn’t stop with this kid. I am lucky enough to have family close by to watch my (almost) 3 year old daughter when I go to work and some of the things.. scratch that, ALL of the things she comes out with just make you wonder how difficult it would really be to send her to a “Kids Say the Darndest Things” audition! (is that show still on the air?!)
Here’s what I got from my babysitter (AKA my sister) so far today:
Babysitter- 12:58 p.m.
Text said: “Lux– auntie are you glad I came to stay with you today?
Me– yes, Lux, auntie is very happy that you came to stay with her today!
Lux– but auntie, are you glad?
Me- yes I am glad Lux, I love when you come stay with me.
Lux- auntie is it because I am your special girl?
Me- yes of course it is.
Lux- I love you auntie.
Me- I love you too cutie pie.
Lux- Oh yum! What kind of pie auntie?? Is it in the fridge?
Lux- It’s not funny auntie, I love blueberry pie and so does mommy!
Well, that conversation took a major turn at pie! LMAO”
Babysitter- 1:14 p.m.
Text said– “She dropped her gum in the toilet while she was pooping! She was devastated! She begged me to pick it out and wash it off… LOL”
Babysitter- 1:35 p.m.
Text said– “Oh and FYI, her words of the day are still oh poopy sh!tty. How does she remember these things? Have you been saying it at home?!”
Babysitter- 1:36 p.m.
Text said– “she just said she was gonna go on her bouncy castle when she got home. I said what do you do on your bouncy castle? She says ‘well I bounce! And sometimes I made toots when I bounce’! LMAO”
Ahhh the life of a toddler! Keep em coming babysitter! xx